I Would Have Lost, Won, Tied...
No-Limit
Eli Elezra raised from middle position, an opponent reraised all in for 6,625 from the cutoff, and a third player reshoved over the top for approximately 23,000. Elezra tanked for a minute or so, grumbling.
"I have a middle pair and I know you both have ace-king and ace-queen," he said. Then with a big grin folded his "middle" pair face up -- 
.
One opponent did have 
, but the other showed 
. "Good fold," Elezra said to himself. The flop came 
. Then the turn brought the 
and an R-rated moan from Elezra. The river was the 
, though, meaning the two players involved ended up chopping the pot -- and Elezra was happy again. Sort of.
Elezra is sitting with about 65,000 at present, one of the bigger stacks in our rapidly shrinking field.