Poker Tweets - Barny Boatman

If I can do the hard part and dodge all the Grand Prix roadworks between here and The Horseshoe without falling asl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

That’s three people I’ve seen trip over this today. And they say Americans don’t do irony. pic.twitter.com/WZHbOHdmVR

I don’t know how advanced AI is, but there’s a machine in the WSOP cafe that knows how to make you a watery cup of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

A bit short on chips and a lot short of sleep on day two of the eight game mixed. But you’ve gotta be in it to win it, innit?

@PokerNews There’s only two Barny Boatmen! 🤷🏼‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/uszyIg6uMd

To be fair, there’s no real evidence that Johnson ever lied to The House. It’s not like there’s a meticulous transc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

If I were an alien being and I wanted to fall to Earth without anyone noticing, caring or being believed, I would d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Seat seven is back from his first British poker trip and says he was amazed to find everyone playing six card Omaha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Once a week the boys with the ear-splitting giant air hoses shock the neighbourhood out of their beds as the blast… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

It’s Europe’s game today, PLO. From who I’ve bumped into so far, the Celtic nations are much better represented tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Day two of the Mystery Millions is about to kick off. I swear I saw Noel Edmonds wandering the hallways with a gian… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Always remember, with great power comes massive gas and lecky bills.

I’m playing here at the Horseshoe and apparently Paris is about six minutes behind us. I’d have thought the time di… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Seems like every time I come to Vegas @RossBoatman just rolls out of bed and wins something without having to dust… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Found an edge in the Mystery Millions. Short stacks are playing extra tight because they don’t like the look of the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I know we aren’t allowed to use GTO solvers at the table, but can I still use my calculator to work out how many bi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

You know when you dream places all mixed up? Your old school is an airport, is Argos on the Holloway Road? Turn the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I keep hearing how us ‘live players’ aren’t as good as the other lot. And to be fair, with Stu Unger, Mike Sexton a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Dodging the traffic cone chicane on Harman as they prepare the roads for the Vegas Grand Prix. It’ll be just like a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

“Shuffle up and deal baby. Let’s go!”