Cowboys Deflect the Bullets
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As the cards were revealed, Ollie Simpson realised that he'd need to dunk himself into a tub of Vaseline to squirm his way out of this one, his 
in dyer shape against 
.
But despite a blank 
flop, and equally raggy 
turn, the river brought a dramatic 
to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
"It was the getting up out of your chair that did it," observed neighbour Phil Laak. "That added three percent onto your chances."
As a result of his slice of last-second fortune, Simpson has climbed himself up to 7,750.