2009 World Series of Poker Europe

£10,000 WSOPE Main Event
Day: 5
Event Info

2009 World Series of Poker Europe

Final Results
Winner
Winning Hand
1010
Prize
£801,603
Event Info
Buy-in
£10,000
Prize Pool
£3,340,000
Entries
334
Level Info
Level
30
Blinds
60,000 / 120,000
Ante
15,000

The Multi-Talented Jack Effel Speaks

TD Jack Effel, reading off a bit of paper:

"A man comes home from a poker game and his wife is angry. 'Where have you been?' she says. 'At the poker game,' says the husband. 'I lost you in a hand, you have to leave.' 'How did you do that?' said the wife. 'It wasn't easy,' replied the husband, 'I had to fold a royal flush.'"

Except for a couple of muted boos, silence reigned.

Then to media doyen Nolan Dalla:

"Nolan, you've got to write better material than this."