I love watching the Devilfish in action, as you can always be guaranteed the odd tickled rib or two. As a highly attractive (moderately so, if my girlfriend is reading this) masseuse watched the action, Devilfish asked, "So, how many times have you been hit on so far?" to which she replied, "This is my first time." I would love to report that this was a witty reply that silenced the Devilfish, but judging by her reaction, I think she simply misunderstood the question. The real answer is a million, and I shall be adding to that figure during the next break. Wish me luck!