"I can't win!"
Tabatabai opened the pot with a 350 bet on a flop. His opponent made the call and then both players proceeded to check the that came on the turn.
The on the river not only paired the board, but it also put four clubs out there. Tabatabai then fired a 1,000 bullet and his opponent just smiled, staring wide-eyed at his hold cards.
"I can't win..." the man said.
"I'm sorry?" Tabatabai replied.
"I can't win!" he reiterated.
"That makes me feel a lot better!" Tabatabai confessed, at which point his opponent revealed -- barely enough to beat the board.
The pot moved Tabatabai closer to the 10,000 mark on the day, as he now sits with 9,400 in chips.