The Name's Bond, Yilfer Bond
The last person to step into the zone of doom was circuit player Yilfer Shevket, who I have spotted a number of times at various UK events. When he was confronted, he replied, "Do you know who I am?", which raised a rye smile or two.
With a dead-pan expression on his face, he continued, "I'm James Bond I am." What was even more amusing, is that the security guard thought he was being serious and didn't appear to know who James Bond was.