Paging Ezekiel Guza
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"You know, every year that I do this I get fed two or three really bad jokes," began Effel. " But let's try this one out. What do vampires play poker for?"
There was a pause before Effel delivered the punchline. "High stakes!"
He was roundly booed by the audience.