This Table Makes PLO LOL

As the dealer laid out a K♥7♦6♠ flop, Alfie Adam declared, "Let me get my bet ready." He checked instead, and Chris Costa bet 7,000 from the cutoff. A player who asked to be called "Q" called from the button, Made Menyhard folded from middle position and Adam called behind.

Menyhard was wearing a pink onesie with a hood and a big smiley face embroidered with the word "Smile" on it. "Is this your lucky suit?" he was asked. "No it is my unlucky suit. I have played every PLO event. Three bullets, three bullets, three bullets, no money."

Alfie Adam bet out 23,200 on the 9♣ turn and Costa and Q folded. "He does this all the time," a player at the table complained. As he scooped up the pot, Alfie said, "I floated 7,000 so I could catch my nine. I could have a straight. I didn't, but I could have had."

The dealer said, "Ask him what he's going to sing if he makes the final table."

"'Ice Ice, Baby'," replied Adam with a laugh.

"Can you also mention it's my birthday?" asked Costa.

"Is he going to sing 'Happy Birthday', too?" asked the dealer.