"I'm an Adult"
"Tasting the rainbow over there?" Haralabos Voulgaris just asked table mate Jason Mercier, who's munching on some Skittles at the moment.
"Oh yeah," Mercier responded. "You want some?"
"No thanks," Voulgaris answered. "I'm an adult."
Moments later, Matthew Waxman joined the table and asked Mercier for an autograph.
"Jason Mercier?" Waxman blurted. "Weren't you on the Big Game?"
Mercier did not give Waxman an autograph.
"I didn't think we could get anyone who talks more than Haralabos," Mercier added.
"Does he ever say anything funny though?" Voulgaris needled.
Mercier erupted with laughter.
"I bet I can make you laugh by the end of the night," Waxman told Voulgaris.
"Laugh at you, or with you?" Voulgaris shot back.
The table is quite talkative, and since it's also right in front of us, we'll be able to pull plenty of quotes.