Wadder Red Buuuuull
A lot of people work here at the WSOP - hundreds of dealers, floor staff and cocktail waiters and waitresses do the rounds here every day in an effort to keep the action going and make sure no-one ever needs to miss what could be an all-important hand for something as trivial as running to get a drink of water.
One waiter, in our opinion, stands out from the others.
His name is Pat. You can hear his gravelly bellow of, "Wadder red buuull, wadder red buuuuuull," from all the way across the Amazon Room. It's so deep and so redolent of a life lived hard that you just can't miss him. If you want water or Red Bull, he's your man. If you close your eyes, you can almost imagine he's Tom Waits. Actually when you open your eyes again, he's not that far off looks-wise either.
Either way, Tom-Waits-a-like cocktail waiter - we at PokerNews salute you.