Jerky Slowroll?
Vince Skaff is our most recent recipient of quad jacks and $100 worth of jerky products from Jack's Links. He won a minor pot with on a board.
"He gets a lifetime supply!" someone at the table exclaimed.
Upon learning that it is not a lifetime supply but rather the $100 package, the same person had this to say.
"A hundred bucks worth? That wouldn't last a week in my house!"
God Bless America and beef jerky.