Jackie Chan Will Kick Your Ass
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We overheard two cheerful, well-lubricated fans shooting the breeze on the rail. They were a bit star struck by some of the players they were seeing, and there was real excitement in their voices.
"Jackie Chan over there has all the chips," one of them said, and both men burst into laughter as they realized the mistake. They elbowed each other and doubled over in hysterics, eventually restraining the laughter long enough for one of them to make an actual joke: "Jackie Chan will kick your ass in real life. Johnny Chan will kick your ass in poker."