A Lifetime Supply of Jerky
At the featured table right in front of us, Dan Smith just made quad jacks to win a small pot. That's only noteworthy at the WSOP where quad jacks will get you a big friggin' bag of beef jerky. Score!
The floor was called over to verify the hand, and he gave it the thumbs up. Smith piped up: "Yeah, I'd like a trophy. If that's possible..."
T.D. Shawn didn't miss a beat: "You can have a big bag of beef jerky instead."