Toy Story
During the Senior's Event this year there was an interesting character playing named David "The Toy Man" Cohen. Cohen had a chest of toys with him at the table and brandished different ones throughout the tournament.
The Toy Man is in the field today, and one of our expert field reporters asked him why he has the toys. His answer?
"I put them up and f*** with the other players."
Fair enough Toy Man, fair enough.