Security to the Brasilia Room!
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In no particular order:
* a standard-issue iPod;
* a red lighter that reads "KEEP IT SIMPLE" in white block letters (sage advice for any poker player);
* a CardRunners ad (really, David, we think your game's pretty tight as is);
* a pack of mint gum (we couldn't see the brand);
* a men's watch with a ridiculously large face;
* a red cell phone;
* a bottle of Johnny Chan-approved All In Purified Water; and
* somewhere between $5,000 and $10,000 in American greenbacks.
Looking at all of these items, we can only imagine that Oppenheim is stocking up for an earthquake. Or making a bomb.