Maridu Does Something Gross
"I just tripled up in the most grotesque way." Oh yes? "No, I can't tell you, it's too gross."
It wasn't actually all that disgusting, a mere desperate shove from the small blind to a early position raise. Maridu's offsuit was, admittedly, in pretty terrible shape against her opponent's (I believe it may have actually been and two hearts on the flop, but it also may not have been), but a friendly jack on the turn kept her in the game.
"It was horrible, I'm not proud of it," she announced. Then to the gent who'd had the : "Sorry."