This Post is Brought to You By the Letter "F"
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A floorperson duly arrived and Eric Morris said, "So the question is, are you allowed to drop the F-bomb so long as it's not directed toward someone?"
Warily, the floor said, "Uh...yes."
Morris said, "Yes! $500!"
And that's when Carmel Petresco said, "Wait! So I can say f***?"
"So long as it's not toward someone, yes," was the reply.
Carmel looked completely shocked; her jaw dropped.
And then she said, "F***!!!"
The entire table started laughing as Carmel reached in her purse and pulled out $500. She tossed it toward Eric and he said, "Hey, you gotta give it to me nicely!"
Carmel picked up the bills, licked her finger, and counted out each one as she handed it over to Morris, with the table laughing the whole way.