More Hellmuthisms
Most of this is directed at Brian Rast, by the way.
"You're just some internet donkey."
"I face guys like you every day."
"When do they change dealers in this casino?"
"I can't even raise with top two pair!"
"Oh whoops, you made the straight! Whoops, you picked up the flush draw too!"
"This just makes me sick, man. How did you make it this far?"
"I play so far above the rim it's just sick."
"I'm like the matrix. Dodging knives. Jujitsu.'