Wipe(r) Out
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Charlie Wiper was all in for his last 2,925 before the flop, and the action passed around to player across the table who spent some time considering. The players on either side of Wiper began to talk about the hand in progress, drawing the attention of the dealer. She told them to hold their conversation, and Wiper asked, "Am I allowed to say I want a call?" The dealer told him no, and Wiper said, "Well, I do!"
"Floor!" the dealer immediately called. Floorman Allen was soon by the table, and he laughed it off and implored Wiper to watch his chatter. "Don't worry, I'm about to bust anyways," Wiper said.
Indeed he would. His opponent eventually called with 
, and Wiper's 
were drawing slim. The board ran out 
, and Wiper is off to crush some powder on the slopes.