Duck Sex
"I'm gonna get a sandwich in twenty minutes," Matt Waxman said. "Can't wait." The break's coming up, and Waxman is clearly fixated on his hunger level. He started picking the brain of Adam Levy to find out what kind of sandwich to get. Levy told him turkey, but Waxman wanted chicken pesto. "I'm going to get some kind of bird," he said. The word duck was mentioned.
That, apparently, sparked a memory in Levy's mind. "Oh, you know what?" he began, getting wide-eyed. "One time I saw two ducks having sex in the Publix parking lot."
Waxman was equally excited about the new line of conversation. "That's awesome! Did you take a video?"
"No, but I got a photo!"
"Can I see it?!"
"Yeah!"
It's nice to see poker players finding something other than bad beat stories to chat about. It made us chuckle, at least.