Melancon Bets a Banana, Tehan Raises a Water
"Service!" Joseph Melancon half-yelled to get the attention of a food server who was walking away. She turned around to take his order. "Can I have a banana, please? Yes, just one banana."
Joe Tehan chimed in too: "I'll have a banana too, please. And a water."
"You know what?" Melancon was still deciding. "Bump me up to a banana and a water too."
"It's like you bet a banana and he raised you a water," someone said. "Watch out for that strawberry check-raise on the river."