Not Habernig It
Matthias Habernig raised to 3,300 ("three-three," he said) from middle position. Angel Guillen defended his button, wishing Habernig good luck. They both quickly checked down the board.
"Ace," Habernig announced.
Guillen rolled over for a pair of eights. That was good enough to best ace-high, but more importantly, it beat Habernig's actual hand. He showed with a laugh. "You suck," he teased Guillen.
"Hey, I was suited," Guillen responded, collecting the small pot.