It's lunch-at-the-tables time here at the Vic, and the choice is either a warm asparagus salad with balsamic dressing (asparagus overcooked, in my opinion) or chicken wraps. Announces Scotty, "I want a chicken wing, not a wrap. In Vietnam, we eat the chicken whole. You bite its neck and drink the blood...."
Says an amused yet concerned announcer, "Er, I don't think you should do that in here."