Such were the words of the EPT Live commentators following this latest non-hand from our final table.
It folded right around to Roberto Romanello in the small blind who limped blind, and Morten Klein checked his option. They then checked down the board, and Romanello's was good enough to take the tiny pot.
Get the coffees in, it's going to be a late night...
The button raised for the second hand in a row; this time it was Yorane Kerignard making it 135,000 to go. In the big blind, Morten Guldhammer moved all in for 780,000 total. Kerignard tanked for a couple minutes before folding, flashing the as he did.
Guldhammer obliged him by showing up his as he pulled in the pot.
From the button, Francesco De Vivo came in raising to 135,000. He hasn't played more than a couple hands so far today, but Anton Wigg was undeterred. He three-bet from the big blind, making it 330,000 total. He picked the right man to pick on; De Vivo didn't waste much time folding, continuing in his role as the tightest player at the table.
This new level waves goodbye to the piddling 1,000-denomination chips and says well-hello-there-gorgeous-can-I-buy-you-a-drink to the orange 25,000-denomination chips.
It had been a while since we'd seen any serious action, so everyone was terribly excited when Anton Wigg raised to 92,000 only for Jesper Petersen to shove for 414,000 from the big blind. After a moment, Wigg called.
Wigg:
Petersen: dominating with
Board: bang!
Wigg spiked a four, and it was enough to eject Petersen from the tournament in eighth place.
From the small blind, Jesper Petersen raised to 120,000. Francesco De Vivo moved all in from the big blind, and Petersen was in another tough spot. He once again had a significant chunk of his chips committed to the pot, and he once again didn't seem to want to put the rest in there.
After another few minutes of debate, he let his hand go, slipping back under 450,000.
Roberto Romanello raised to 96,000 but Morten Klein made the call out of the small blind.
They made it as far as the turn of the board before Romanello gave it up to a 120,000 bet from Klein. Klein showed him a third queen just to prove that he hadn't been at it, and they played on.
Morten Klein opened to 110,000, and Jesper Petersen made a reraise to 270,000. Action came back around to Klein, and he thought it over before moving all in with a covering four-bet. Petersen had about a third of his chips committed to the pot already, getting a great price on his remaining money. Despite that, he took just a few seconds to open-muck his , to the shock of the media room and the broadcast booth.
"That's the worst play I've seen since I've been doing the broadcast," said commentator and Team PokerStars Pro William Thorson.
Petersen is down around 600,000 now, and the short stack on the table.