Bruel Lost in Translation

Courtesy of our friends at pokernews.nl and various online translation services:

"To table at Marc needles we see Patrick Bruel limpen in the under the grant position. Marc needles, which sit directly beside him, limpt also. The button callt also the piglet blindly and then is it the turn to the small blind. The older Mr raiset to 1,850 and Bruel goes direct allin for 9,100 total. Needles and the other player folden on which the player in the small blindly direct callt. Showdown: Patrick Bruel {7-Hearts}

Antagonist {ash} {reporting office} The board comes {4-Clubs}

and this way loses we the French cabaret singer."

It sounds much sexier in Dutch.

To sum up:

Bruel limped in under the gun, as did Marc Naalden to his immediate left. The button called too (no actual piglets were blinded in the making of this hand), but the small blind raised to 1,850. Bruel moved in with {7-Hearts}

, Naalden and the button folded, and Mr. Small Blind's pocket {A-Clubs}