British footballing legend Teddy Sheringham is busto. He seems to have got his last in with against Rui Milhomens' in a short-stacked blind on blind confrontation. Milhomes hit a king for good measure, and it was a red card for Sheringham.
As he approached the payout table, the lady with the paying power clearly did not recognise him. "Hello, Mr, er, 409," she said, looking at his player ID card, "What's your surname?" Sheringham, said he. "Is that with a 'C'?"