Minus an Abacus
"He lost a coin-flip for a 115,000 pot," he began dejectedly as his subjects continue to fall, "This dude [Jens Klaning] raised it up from the button with nines, the Abacus reraised from the small blind with A-K and the guy pushed. The Abacus thought he wouldn't do that with aces or kings and that he was 50-50 at worst, so made the call, but the nines stood up."
You can normally count on the Abacus, but not today.