Don't Raise Adebayo's Big Blind
When Schaefer first raised his blinds, Adebayo tossed him a business card that read...
"Welcome to Bigblindism Sir. Similar to Buddhism but less fun! You're crazy bluff has caused a rift in time space continuum which will lead to an instant reduction in your chip stack!!! It's too late to cry or beg! To reset your karma chant these magic words... I Love Adebayo! He's a lovely guy! I will not raise his big blind without a pair because he's crazy!!"